Eggman

A game so perfectly crafted it'll leave you thinking questions about it for hours afterwards. Thinking questions like, "What?", "That one egg was 40 eggs?" and "Surely we should be allowed to watch a little porn a work?"

i recommend you that you play this game three times (triples is best) whilst sitting back and watching corncob tv.

before i played this game i was a piece of ♥♥♥♥.
silcked backed hair, lived for new years eve and sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. i was fired from work for something extremely embarrassing after they pushed lunch without asking (which shouldn't be allowed).

now i used to be a piece of ♥♥♥♥.
pushed back hair. my new job is tables, which allows my to buy shirts with VERY complicated patterns on them and two motorcycles with a little house in the middle.

but i'm worried the baby thinks people can't change...

songs recommended to listen to whilst playing:
big flame by doris wilson
baby bay by john lewis
friday night by tim robinson or
friday night acoustic by tim robinson and sam richardson
the day robert palins murdered me by rhys coiro

and anything by: roy donk, paul bufano, marcus 'the worm' hicks, and tiny boop squigg shorterly

recommended food order for playing this game:
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.

and finally some parting words to live by.

NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!

We should be able to look at a little porn at work.