Chair F*cking Simulator

I am banned from my local Ikea and various other notable furniture stores across the country. I am always one step ahead. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.

It's a shallow, mildly grotesque rhythm game that obfuscates the rhythm in order to punish you for even trying. Success is mostly determined by luck but still influenced enough by skill to trick you into thinking it's actually some sort of game. In lieu of depth or wit there are smears of mostly-randomized text built upon a foundation of uninspired non sequitur and cultural reference. If you buy it you'll only embarrass yourself and others and showcase the myriad failings of free will and capitalism. A 100% accurate representation of sex.

this game has changed my life, not only does it feature a wide variety of chairs it lets you choose the same chair multiple times which i have done relentlessly, I love this game and i will always keep it in my heart