I'a I'a Cofflhu Fhtagnyaa

Don't buy this title unless you understand Chinese.

The English store page is very much representative of the quality of the text found in the game itself, which appears to have been machine translated from Chinese and consequently reads very poorly.

In addition the game does not do proper word-wrapping: Line-breaks are simply inserted in the middle of words, which further decreases the readability of the text.


The following are a few examples of poorly translated text from the game's prologue:

1. Describing a game played by the main character (MC):

MC: "There is only one life and cannot be saved halfway. This kind of game is very uncomfortable even if it is Hi Plus One..."
Narration: This kind of difficulty is too hard core, and it is no longer known whether it is a design error or pure malice.
Narration: Throw the handle aside, during the rare vacation, it is better not to play this kind of game that makes you doubt your life.

2. Upon entering the coffee shop for the first time:

MC: "How do you feel that the look inside the store is different... It doesn't seem to be this style before, right?"
Narration: And there should be a lot of people in the store at this time, but now it's empty, not even the other clerk.
Narration: In the empty shop, there seemed to be something squirming in the shadows, but nothing was noticed when I looked at it.
Narration: I always feel the atmosphere is weird, not like entering a coffee shop, but like being in a haunted house.

3. The redhead (Nako) and the main character, after she offers him a cup of coffee:

Nako:: "Ah~ I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Nako, and this shop will be mine from today.
MC: "Uh? Milk..."
Nako: "Huh~~~?"
Narration: For some reason, the atmosphere suddenly became dangerous!
MC: "Ahem! It's Miss Nako, right, hello, hello!!"
Narration: What kind of unlucky name..
Nako: "Hmm~ Originally I wanted to try whether someone’s throat can fit into a cup, it seems I have no chance today.
MC: "?"
Nako: "Remember it clearly, Nako is not a tit, if you call it wrong, you may get a murder.
Narration: Then don't call such a weird name!

I can't recommend this in it's current state for English speakers. I appreciate the attempt at including English text, but it's definitely a machine translation. It is understandable (to a degree), and I'm planning to finish the story, but I can't encourage others to buy it without a true localization effort.

If you can read Chinese, go for it. The story is pretty funny.

Art and char design is just adorable ; music and voice acting is quite nice and the is even a cute badge with quite nice emotes going with
Sadly the game is very badly translated and it's sometimes quite hard to understand who is actually speaking (outside of the voice acted ones), they mixed up gender and such ; i think even google translation don't do this

Take it in sales if you really want to do a peek at this game or understand chinese :p