Bird

If there's only one thing you buy today, make it Bird. Is there anything else like Bird out there? Bird is unique; it provides an experience nothing else can rival. Bird is a deep game that challenges the intellect and lures gamers into an alternative reality where they may never wish to return. Not many games are set in avian society; rather than pretending to be a bird, as non-bird games do, Bird enables the player to become one. This permits flying with an advanced flapping system – leading to an unmatched experience for bird enthusiasts everywhere. This game is packed full of actual bird activities, such as flying, landing, eating and singing. If you want to play as an avian protagonist with the ability to fly instead of walk, then Bird is the video game for you. This bird simulator lets players live their life as a bird, because what better way to experience what it's like to be a bird than by playing as one? There are many games out there, but very few are about birds. This is a true bird video game. With its unique premise, Bird will revolutionize the way people think about video games. Bird challenges players to become better birds through skill development and mastery of advanced bird dynamics, like using one's wings efficiently and attaining top flight speed before swooping down for an attack. Bird contains no gun violence, bloodshed, war simulation, birds being hit in the face, feathers or feces - only birds. There are no guns, because birds have no hands and therefore cannot wield guns (duh). This game seeks to fill the void in the market by providing gamers with a genuine bird experience. Pros: ✅ Out now ✅ Bird game 🐦Play as bird ✅ Fly like bird ✅ Avian protagonist ✅ Actual flying ✅ Actual bird activities ✅ More fun than any other bird game ✅ No other games like this one ✅ 100% bird content ✅ You are bird Cons: ❌ Cant put this game down ❌ No Bird multiplayer (yet) ❌ Can’t talk to other birds (yet) Bird gives you an authentic bird experience. Bird consists of nothing but activities typically associated with birds. There is no violence or guns. Just Bird. No other video Game lets you do this many things as a bird. Fly, and have fun like a bird. Jump and glide through scenic environments (hopefully soon added will be snow-capped mountains, tropical beaches, islands in the sky, endless cityscapes etc). All whilst having complete control over your bird avatar! Get Published: your story will be submitted to BIRD magazine where it will enter various international competitions and could potentially even win some prestigious accolades! You participate in actual bird activities, unlike other non-bird games. If you run out of energy in Bird you will simply turn into stone. Features include: 🐦 Fly through an open-world forest and catch bugs 🐦 Avoid obstacles like branches and rocks 🐦 Compete against friends to see who can get the highest score 🐦 No violence, no guns, no fighting (just Bird) 🐦 Fly over incredible landscapes 🐦 Genuine bird experience 🐦 Bird simulator 🐦 Realistic flight physics 🐦 Emotions not supplied but suggested 🐦 Download Bird now 🐦 Don't waste your time playing non-bird games Playing as an avian protagonist with the ability to fly, gamers must earn food in order to survive. With an array of bird activities including flying, eating worms, catching bugs, stealing food, and much more, Bird truly captures what it means to live life as a bird. This game is for people who: ✓ Have an interest in birds ✓ Have ever visited a museum ✓ Have ever used binoculars ✓ Have ever tried on binoculars ✓ Are sick of supporting games not about birds (no matter how fun they may be) ✓ Have fond memories of flying as a child ✓ Want to get back in touch with their inner bird/child ✓ Are sick of violent video games ✓ Just want an overall better experience ✓ Like to play as the Bird (the only bird video game) ✓ Want to experience flying like never before (as Bird) ✓ Be part of the bird gaming revolution (as Bird) Bird. A game about birds. Play as Bird. Experience Bird. Be Bird.

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] Bird is a Digital Homicide style asset flip, or what Valve calls a "Fake Game". The "developer" paid for/pirated a few Unity asset store packs, dumped them all in a blender, and submitted it to Valve as if they're real game developers.[/quote] Two notable criteria for what makes an asset flip instead of legitimate use of stock assets are whether those assets comprise the majority of the game, and whether the "developer" properly credited the people who created most of the assets in the game. This game fails both of those tests. The "developers" here didn't credit any of the artists and real, actual game developers who created the assets here, so this is plagiarism, as well as cash grab shovelware. In this case, the asset flipper took a basic Unity forest asset and dumped a low poly bird asset into it and called it a day. Seriously, that's all this is. They want your money for this. It has no value or merit as a real game. Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the game all-time peak player count was only ONE player. That's right, only one person ever played this at a time. When I played this for the purposes of reviewing it, I equalled the peak player count for the game. OUCH. The only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Bird is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend. Remember that if you buy a game from an unethical developer, you're putting your money at risk. Also note: There's a huge number of joke/paid reviews for this crapware. If those fake reviews were removed (like Valve is supposed to do), the game would have a hugely different, negative review score. Take the review score of this asset flip with a grain of salt.

I've been playing bird game 3 all night long. I saw the moon set and the sun rise while flapping my digital wings. Please, lord, I discern your words of grace to direct me to play this game. I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner with one hand while playing bird 3 with the other.