Rock Life: The Rock Simulator

I feel I've barely scratched the surface of this Rock game. Truly an immersive experience into the life of a rock. I made it about 13 hours before I discovered you can actually change the rock between a few options, simply incredible. I rate this game Rock/10.

I'm hoping this game can get Steam Deck verified so I can rock on the go. Can confirm it does work!

88 Hour update: I discovered you can be a rock in a Zen garden. Must repeat prior my play-through in this new arena.

150 hour update: I am one with stone. I found comfort in the googly eye rock and have named him Skippy. I do believe there is a further level of insanity to be found in the next 50 hours of game play. I can only hope Skippy's company is enough to continue further. I hear rumors of yet another map to round out my experience and perhaps will soon attempt another session of Rock intimacy.

Those who are asking for sex don't understand, this is a mental journey, not a physical one.

200 hour update: I feel my journey is completed. While I leave my companion Skippy open and running during the night so that I make continue to dream of my life as a rock, steam crashes and I awake to my nightmares being realized. I will not reach the final achievement available. However on my journey I learned much from my companion, Skippy taught me the ways of stone and rock, and how to lead a Boulder life. I will cherish these past couple weeks and remember fondly of our time together. I shall forever remain unyielding in my travels, and remember that to leave no stone turned over for they cannot move.

There is no God, no politics, no bills nor no debts. There is only rock, for a rock cares little for these trivial things. Long after the world has collapsed and failed, long past nuclear winters and global warming, there shall still by Skippy the stone. Forever unchanging, forever stone.

Rock/10 I suggest everyone stop worrying about life for a moment and just enjoy being a rock for a week or so.

Alas my life must travel onwards now. Good bye Skippy, May your unjudging stare never falter. Let the waters of this river wash you clean forever.

I wasn't expecting to be able to live out the rock scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but I am delighted to say that a truly visionary developer has made dare I say the epitome of the greatest game ever created. Please see my high-effort review format below that cannot be found in any other reviews on Steam, because I am the first to come up with such a format.

---{Graphics}---
☑ Rock
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Rock
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Rock
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Rock
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Rock
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☑ Rock
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Rock
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Rock
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☑ Rock
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ Rock
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Rock
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Words cannot contain the amount of feeling I have and felt during "Rock Life: The Rock Simulator". THIS is hands down best game play across all of a steam, epic games and the most inferior of all orgin. I have grown a strong connection to this rock - The wide rock. Seeing the rock after a hard day at school there was no need to have social life when rock. Rock gives me courage and strength; Beauty and passion. Rock is courage strength; Beauty and passion. All anyone needs is rock. Other rocks such as smooth rock,desert rock, splotchy rock, granite rock and white rock. However all rocks aren't equal - thus putting thicc rock in number one favorite - All other rocks are valid options.

The white rock is white; White indeed. Quartz is Quartz. The quartz rock looks formal paired with zen garden. However paired with the grass lands it looks like a complex in simple; Life compared to youth. It truly was a new and exiting experience. I felt like my inner soul was being unlocked form a cellar locked within my body. The master peace of rock life has completed my life of never ending suffering and pain

A lesser white rock - the "splotchy rock" is still a worthy option - it's not as sexy as the thicc rock; I still find myself sexually attracted despite identifing as acesexual. It is like finding a snickers bar from a secret santa despite enjoying mars but still grateful for ever mili-second. Pure bliss experienced every moment; a moment you never want to end even if your life ends. But all good things end from fountains of joy and mere seconds such as your love laughing at your joke; creating a better time for the future.

The granite rock, or as i like to call her, "The desert rock" dose not stay in the desert for no reason but to instead to become the hottest rock of them all; she sits in the sun soaking up the rays as such of a sponge in an enviroment of water. Her beuty is to never be underestermated; helping me through the hard ships of my life and making life happier in the highs. Truely overwhelming for such a mortal like me. a gift from god himself.

The final rock of the matter i will talk about is the smooth rock: Default: Basic is a perfect balance. A time to chill after the top of the world was experienced, A resting place. OF which is my ending of such a great review. Becusase all great things have an end.

I am sexually aroused