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Hitler is my crush

Hitler is my crush

by Unknown

★ 93%
Price $0.99
Avg Players 1
Reviews 2,079
Released Nov 14, 2023
ActionAction-AdventureAdventureCasual
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What players are saying

▲ Recommended 0 hrs
this game saved my life.
i was broke, on the street and my girlfriend just left me, but then my friend bought me this game out of pity because my life was so bad, it looked AWESOME! but when i finally played it after waiting an eon for it to download i realized its the best game ever made and should have won GOTY, when i played it a white tear ran down my thigh when i saved hitler, it was a beatiful moment that i cant forget, it made my life so much better, instead of thinking about killing myself everyday, i was finally happy, my girlfriend came back and we married and got 1,945 children and we lived happily ever after.
this game is a must-buy, it changed my life for the better. i cannot stress how good this game is.
even though its probably a crypto miner.
10/10, would peg again
51 found helpful Steam ↗
▲ Recommended 1 hrs
Just after playing this game I:
- Took a shower
- Went outside
- Became an astronaut
- Married a supermodel
- Had 5 kids
- Bought a mansion and a Ferarri
Play Hitler is my crush and you will unlock your secret potential to become president
36 found helpful Steam ↗
▲ Recommended 0 hrs
wow just wow.. i cannot even express the words to describe this masterpiece, this actually changed my life and changed my prespictive on life, i just cannot fathom the words... HITLER IS MY CRUSH, is the most romantic story i've ever seen in my life, this cured my autism, my wife came back to me and my kids do not have to fear their autistic father anymore, it is all thanks to this game, for suppling me with the charm and romance that i now posses to get my wife back, i am now tearing up as i write this, because i do not have to pay child support anymore, i am a changed man right now, i have been redeemed i have been re awakend.
32 found helpful Steam ↗

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Latest updates

Update #13: Spring Sale + 🌸 FREE Skin + 3 Achievements

54 days ago
Hi everyone! Spring is here, which means it’s time to go outside and touch grass... But I’ve made it so you can do it without leaving the game! 🌿I’ve been reading your reviews carefully and realized you want more free content. So, here’s a "Spring Gift" for you!List of changes:🌸 FREE SKIN: Your waifu got an exclusive spring outfit. Bright, green, and very fresh - available to all owners of the base game!🏆 3 NEW FREE ACHIEVEMENTS: Kitties, spring vibes, and secret achievements. Now there are 18 achievements in total, and you don’t have to pay for these!🏮 SHANGHAI LOVE DLC: Just a reminder that our Chinese expansion is still here and on sale!💎 DELUXE BUNDLE: The best way to get everything at once (game + all DLCs) at the lowest price."Increase your social credit - touch grass and grab the bundle at a discount!"Happy holidays and a warm spring to everyone! 🌸💎 BUY DELUXE EDITION (ALL-IN-ONE)🏮 BUY SHANGHAI LOVE DLC SEPARATELY

Update #12: Sale & Cat-wives! 🏮 +7 Achievements, Shanghai DLC & Deluxe Bundle

85 days ago
Hi everyone! Let's celebrate the Lunar New Year together! 🏮 I've prepared a lot of interesting stuff for you. Keeping it brief, here is the list!List of changes:🏮 New visuals and decorations at locations: Shanghai (Night reskin with lanterns and DLC-exclusive achievements).🏆 7 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS: Cats, Golden Toilets, and the legendary Social Credit!👗 "Empress" Skin: Now available in the new DLC.💎 Deluxe Edition: Now you can buy everything at once at the best price!🛠 Bug Fixes: Especially improved the DLC stability."Increase your social credit — grab the bundle with a discount!"Happy holidays and have a great time everyone!💎 BUY DELUXE EDITION (ALL-IN-ONE) - 20% OFF🏮 BUY SHANGHAI LOVE DLC SEPARATELY

Major Update #11: Shanghai Love and Birthday!

105 days ago
Hello, everyone. Today is my birthday, and in honor of that, I am releasing an update. It is quite important to me, especially.I hope you will enjoy it.I am also releasing a new DLC - Shanghai Love.List of changes:New DLC Shanghai Love with a unique premium skin for the character and decor.Added 2 new achievements.Completely changed the DLC system (nothing for you, simplification and optimization for me, hehe).Completely changed the localization system and translation curve (yeah, it's about time).Fixed a bug with items dropping outside the map on level 2 (thanks to the person who reported it, you're the best!)Fixed a bug with the “Meet without panties” achievement (not sure if it wasn't working, but I think people said they couldn't get it, now it will definitely work)Some other minor stuff, I forgot what -_-I'll also be adding new drop items and new achievements soon.Thank you for being with me and for your feedback. I'm growing, and now I'm going to go have a drink. You guys are the BEST!!!

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