Proud Dad Simulator

Dear Sons, 20 years ago while we were cooking a large pot of crab stew, we had accidentally used Ayahuasca root instead of crab, a fatal mistake that would eventually lead to the creation of the cult classic 90s game Proud Dad Simulator. 19 years later, we set out to port this game to desktop computers, making it accessible to a new generation of players. We initially set pricing at 99 cents to cover the development costs. We're thrilled to announce that since launching Proud Dad Simulator for Desktop Computers in May, we have sold over one dadzillion copies! Our heartfelt thanks go out to all of you who have supported our silly little project.Since we've covered our development costs, we have made the decision to make Proud Dad Simulator FREE at the end of August, in order to introduce the game to a broader audience. We'd like to thank everyone who has supported us thus far once again. If you've purchased Proud Dad Simulator, hold on to your receipts, as you will receive a special surprise when our next game releases (more details to follow). Thank you and good luck! Bitmeister Ink (on behalf of dad)

Greetings Sons! We are very proud to announce that Proud Dad Simulator will be releasing in just a few days on the 6th of March, 2025! Soon you'll have access to fatherly affirmations (FA) through a simple click of your mouse whenever and wherever you need them. It's finally your chance to feel loved! As the release of Proud Dad Simulator nears, why not prepare by taking a look at the instruction booklet? Thank you so much to those of you who have shown us their support by wishlisting Proud Dad Simulator. If you haven't yet, it's not too late to wishlist today so you get notified when Proud Dad Simulator releases! We can't wait for you to get your hands on Proud Dad Simulator!