Sick of long queues, unfair matchups, and arbitrary reflex tests? Try Q-UP, the coin flipping eSport. It's one part clicker, one part multiplayer strategy game, one part demented capitalism simulator, and 100% completely random.
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▲ Recommended2 hrs
I lost one game 0-3 and went from Diamond 5 down to Bronze 1. I lost the next game 1-3 and was back in plat. Game of the year.
The coin flips.
I rank up 50 times and the resulting dopamine release sends me past Buddhist enlightenment.
The coin flips.
I am back at the lowest possible rank and the shock sends me into immediate cardiac arrest.
The coin flips.
The resulting Q I gain is 15 orders of magnitude greater than everyone else in the lobby and the elation wrests me from death and restarts my heart.
The coin flips.
Do not play this game if you ever want to enjoy crack, Q-UP reaches heights so celestial that repenting for your sins and reaching Heaven would be like a centimetre to Andromeda.
It's about optimizing an algorithm with swappable variable positions.
Also, about enjoying the satirization of modern game mechanics.
If you like seeing a number go up, then this game is for you.
And for those that are worried - the multiplayer has no actual means to impede you and it does not slow down the game - in fact it only serves to help you since teammates can have abilities that benefit you. Also, you can peek their gear by hovering their icon for ideas. If you really don't want to deal with it, there is an option in the settings to make you only play against bots.
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