Step into the crypto blockchain: smash clicks, farm parody coins, and mess with a full command-driven console that teaches you terms, indicators, chart types like Heikin Ashi, and hidden mini-games all wrapped in a satire-rich clicker.
What players are saying
▼ Not recommended0 hrs
Absolutely no instructions on what to do, and the UI seems clunky and broken. Probably the worst 22 mins of my life. Do yourself a favour and try a different game instead!
Manually clicked 1,000 times. Clicked to "enter vault" and new window opened. No further options to click inside new window. There is no game for me.
Right mouse button works though!
****Updated and commented April 15, 2026**** Played it for another 1,460 clicks, synced my score to the leaderboard, and quit. It's still a game that I have absolutely no interest in playing. The top 25 leaderboard at the time of writing this has 23 scores (should explain everything you need to know). Sorry devs, this ain't the one we've been waiting for.
C4 Clicker: First Mint is now fully released on Steam 🎉Thank you to everyone who stuck around during Early Access — your feedback and patience helped shape the game into what it is today.The 1.0 release locks in the core experience: long-term achievements, multiple progression paths, a player-driven drop economy, and the interactive player terminal, including the Cottage of the Calm text RPG for those who like to explore a little deeper.If you enjoy the game and want to support future updates, the optional IPO Coin is available for a limited time and will be retired on 8/13/26.No progress resets. No items removed. Thanks for being part of the journey — welcome to the mine.— Capital Caps
🌿 Beta Branch Update – Cottage of the CalmThis beta update introduces Cottage of the Calm, a new terminal-style text RPG module integrated directly into the player terminal.The goal of this feature is to expand the terminal beyond utilities and menus, turning it into a place for exploration, encounters, and future narrative systems.What’s included in this beta update:🖥️ Cottage of the Calm — a new text-based RPG experience🧹 Terminal code cleanup and internal refactoring🎨 Minor UI and color adjustments for readabilityThis content is currently available on the beta branch while it’s being tested and expanded. More rooms, interactions, and systems will be layered in as development continues.As always, feedback is welcome while this feature evolves toward full release.Thanks to everyone testing the beta and helping shape the future of C4 Clicker.Cordially,Capital Caps
🚧 Beta Branch Progress Update 🚧The XRPlease Exchange is now live on the Beta branch!You can now burn XRPlease to mint:🟠 BullTrap🔵 FuturesHow it works (Terminal):!mint xrplease 25 -> bulltrap!mint xrplease 75 -> futures⚠️ Exchanges are irreversible and consume items from a single stack. Steam confirmation is required after submitting the exchange.This is an early test pass — feedback welcome as more recipes and balance tweaks are planned.Thanks for helping test the economy before full release. 💛 — Capital Caps
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