Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online strips away traditional progression and replaces it with chance-based mechanics centered on collecting rare cat variations. Players click through gambling systems chasing increasingly elusive feline designs, with the developer actively moderating the community. It's pitched at those seeking absurdist humor and the dopamine hit of rare pulls without traditional advancement goals.
About this game
Silly Linguine Cat Simulator Deluxe Online is a clicker game where progression is replaced with gambling, where the goal is simply to collect the rarest silly linguine cats.
Players, last 37 days
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What players are saying
▲ Recommended24 hrs
Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. They think it’s just a game about a noodle-shaped kitten knocking glasses off tables. That’s what They want you to believe. I downloaded this at 3:33 AM because the hum from my refrigerator was spelling out my social security number, and oh boy, the rabbit hole goes deep. MK-ULTRA IS STILL ALIVE AND IT IS CODED IN PYTHON.
The graphics are cute, right? Wrong. Every time the cat does that little "mew" sound effect, it triggers a localized, ultra-low frequency wave designed by the CIA's Operation Mockingbird to pacify my pineal gland. I know the truth. I looked into the cat’s eyes in the customization menu and I didn't see pixels—I saw the projected holographic timeline of the 1963 JFK assassination plot. The developers are clearly deep-state operatives trying to map our living rooms through the physics engine.
Why you should buy it:
The ragdoll physics: Excellent. Exactly how my body feels when the CIA uses voice-to-skull (V2S) technology to make me buy premium cat food skins.
The multiplayer mode: Seamless. Though I’m 99% sure "MeowMaster420" in my lobby was actually a remote viewer stationed in a Langley basement tracking my sleep cycle.
The price: Free-to-play, but you pay with your soul and your metadata.
I haven’t slept in four days because if I close my eyes, the Operation Paperclip ghosts inside my router will delete my cloud saves. The silly linguine cat knows too much. It whispered the coordinates of Area 51 into my headset during a team deathmatch. They are watching us through the webcam while we play.
10/10 game, highly recommend, but please wrap your router in aluminum foil before launching the executable. They are coming.
He's not The Guy, I am. I'm The Guy, the real Guy and I say we go in, we beat this unwinnable level and we get to the other side. Where untold riches and a bounty fit for ten kings awaits us.
50,000+ PLAYERS CELEBRATION EVENT!EXCLUSIVE "LINGUINE (50K+ PLAYERS CELEBRATION!)" LEGENDARY EVENT EXCLUSIVE SKIN! PLAY TO CLAIM JULY 17TH-26TH! NEW: STEAM ITEMS!SLCSDO has been verified! So here's what we added: - 15 TRADING CARDS! - 6 PROFILE BADGES! Profile badges are crafted from having every trading card from a game, collect multiple sets and you can level up your badge! - ANIMATED STEAM AVATAR! Now your steam profile photo can be an animated picture of Linguine! - ANIMATED STEAM PROFILE FRAME! Now your steam profile photo have an animated border of Linguines! - 5 STEAM EMOTICONS!Yay! - 3 STEAM PROFILE BACKGROUNDS!Yay yay! - A TON OF NEW ACHIEVEMENTS!ok ok ok ok oki already know the 100%-ers are going to be angry about this so let me explain:when a steam game is not verified, they can only have up to 100 achievements, however, once a steam game is verified (which we now are), that limit no longer applies! Before we had to be very careful, keeping room for future achievements and in the process not making ones we really wanted to, now, we can create all the achievements we've ever wanted! Because of this, majority of these new achievements are not harder achievements than the original 98, because of this, if you had already 100%-ed the game, chances are when you open it, you will be flooded with achievements catching you up, and you might just instantly re-100% it, or at least get pretty close. Uh so yea, sorry about the new achievements, I know right now people might be angry, but in the long term I think it makes the game more fun! To brace for impact I changed the hardest new achievement from being obtain 630 to 550 skins. There will be more achievements for future updates, but not like 200 at once like this mini-update. Thank you and please don't obliterate me!!!NEW: BATTLE ELEMENTS!Every Linguine now has an element! The elements are:GorblegorbleFlubgubBlobgobPuffporbleChonblonkleMonblonkinElemental Chart: also bug fixes but like nobody cares about those, ok...
UPDATE #2 - The BIGGEST update EVER!NEW SKINS!This update brings the new skin total to 650+!EVENT SKINS!Linguine (Glitched) - Login Reward July 5th - July 12thLinguine (Hacked) - Story Mode Episode 21 Reward July 5th - July 12th BATTLE MODE!Using your Linguines, you can now build a battle team of 7 Linguines to battle with against the Story Mode battles or other player's decks on PvP mode!The skill comes from the deck building, then you can watch your team fight on by itself!3 will be chosen as leaders, these will be the main core of your team!Leaders use the Linguine's Health, Speed, Damage, Defense, Attack Style, and Leader Abilities.4 will be chosen as supporters, your leaders can summon your supporters to buff or nerf you or the opponent's leaders!Supporters only use the Linguine's supporter ability.Each now Linguine has stats and abilities! (These don't impact non-battle gameplay)Health If a leader's health reaches 0, they are knocked out. When all 3 of your leaders are knocked out, you lose.Speed The higher the speed of a leader, the higher priority they have when attacking, activating abilities, ect.DamageThis is how much damage the leader will do to the enemy leader.DefenseThe higher defense a leader has, the more likely they are to dodge or block attacks.2 Leader AbilitiesThese are very important as they can dictate a battle, the leader abilities can be passive, once per turn, once per game, at the start of the turn, ect, they are extremely versatile, and they are what makes the battle mode interesting, as there are over 1000 leader abilities.Attack Style This decides who the leader attacks, the strongest enemy, the slowest enemy, the enemy with the most defense, a random enemy, ect.1 Supporter Ability These are simple abilities that can give small buffs or nerfs to leaders, for example, a supporter ability could lower the defense of the slowest leader by 5.Battle Levels!Linguine's can now be leveled up from level 1 to 10! These levels only impact battle mo...
MINI-UPDATE: MORE GAMBLING8 NEW MINI-GAMES! In "Skins" or "Crates" you can now find a "Gamble" button in the top right button list! New Mini-Games:Linguine Crash! Linguine Slots!Linguine Lottery!Linguine Race!Coin Flip Streak!Linguine Mines!Higher Or Lower!Linguine Plinko!(All mini-games use SL$ as the currency, which cannot be bought with real money, all rewards can not be exchanged for real money.)Try out your luck now!
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