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Toddler Simulator

Toddler Simulator

by Unknown

★ 68%
Price $0.99
Avg Players 0
Reviews 31
Released Mar 5, 2018
3DCasualCharacter CustomizationFunny
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Players, last 35 days

Peak 2 · Low 0

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What players are saying

▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
An awful shadow of Goat Simulator with none of the charm.
Ugly, empty world with assets strewn about.
The only interaction you have is to run into them and punch, both of which just flip things over.
The "toddler" will vomit and say "no".

https://youtu.be/WTjaVYvZFU8
25 found helpful Steam ↗
▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
In my personal opinion, this game has a lot of untapped potential and a lot of potential to be funny. At the moment, the game just seems sort of empty. Which would be expected of a game in Early Access, however this game is a full release. I feel as though this game was an unfinished project wrapped up and sold as a finished product. It is, by no means a bad game.
Pros:
-The physics are fun
-Theres a decent upgrade system
-Huge open map
-Lots to explore

Cons:
-While the world felt open and explorable, it felt very empty. There were few things to actually interact with, and the things they had were all very similar.
-It seems to try and sell itself as the next Goat Simulator, which would be fine except there are so many things in the environment that you feel like should be interactive and they aren't.
-People run away from you on sight and you can't interact with them at all. Not even by hitting them with cars.
Theres no point in them being there.
-Fences and objects that seem like they should be destructible are solid objects that cant be moved.
-Can't break through doors or windows in the starting house, but you can launch a couch 40 feet in the air with a
single swing of your toddler fist.
Most of these are small nitpicks, but they made the game feel very empty and uninteractive for me, especially for a simulator game. Another con is that your toddler character can throw objects all around by hitting them, but exploding barrels have almost no effect. They were very unsatasfying. I am not gonna say that this game is bad. If you could tweak some things to possibly make it better and more fun to play, give it some depth and some more interactivity, it could be really good. and I would be happy to come back and change my review. I will be following the game development as it goes. I hope to see some good things.
16 found helpful Steam ↗
▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
This is a terrible game. Feels like an unfinished product. The people in this world float about and not even running them over with cars cause them no harm. It is almost as bad as John the Zombie.
6 found helpful Steam ↗

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Toddler Simulator works with Steam Deck

170 days ago
Good News Everyone: We've tested the current version of Toddler Simulator with the Steam Deck and haven't had any issues on the device.Note that native joystick controls are not available, only steam input mapped controls. We've created a custom input map to get you going straight away. Virtual mouse is needed for menus.Official controls:Move - Left ThumbstickLook - Right ThumbstickJump - (A) ButtonHit - (B) Button or Right TriggerDrive car - (X) ButtonCustomise - (Y) ButtonSay "NO" - Left bumperVomit - Right bumperForklift Up/Down - L4 and L5

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