Neko Dungeon | 喵酱迷城 | 喵醬迷城 | ねこダンジョン

This game is a Puzzle game that could be similar to Desktop Dungeon, except bad. You need to carefully manage your fights to keep life, but gain money, defense and attack upgrades, regain life, pay merchants etc.
Or just have a poorly made level where there are hidden upgrades in walls that you need to headbutt or hug.
It will, at first, let you go past a very precise gear-check wall, which you'll fail 100% unless you made love to every walls of every floors of the dungeon. After this you'll rollface on everything past that point mindlessly.
It's riddled with physics-movable boxes that serve no other purpose than to annoy you and get in the way.
There are also locked-doors everywhere as "obstacles" that will instantly suck a key from your inventory and force you to restart the entire run because your character's physics movement hurled him towards a door after you slipped against a wall... Fun.

Aside from this infuriating & frustratingly stupid level design, the art of the MC and some monsters are cute & sexy, but you wont get any other CG.

Music & some monster's pictures were reminiscing of an android game to me (Quest for the Holy Grail) Don't know if these assets are royalty free assets but, its alright anyway, proper music & good art.

I spent 4 hours to complete what I could (Main Story and the so-called "Endless" mode that is not so endless and just rollfacing easily until you're done.) its quite fast for a 8$ game, so I suggest to get it on sale.

tl;dr : Desktop Dungeon's nostalgia made me play this game and it was a mistake :(

The MC (the unfortunately named "Blabla") is quite the attractive Nekomata, and the gameplay loop is very much like another H-game - the dungeon of Lulu Farea; you don't level up so much as collect sources which boost you max HP, Atk, and Def. While simple on the surface there is a degree of strategy involved, and it's fun...

I wish I could end it there, but I can't aside from the option of making the MC go nude I have yet to see any H with little prospect of finding anything more. The story mode is abysmally short (in the vicinity of ~45 min) and tells you nothing. (Literally. MC: Where am I? How did I get here? Well, may as well explore." *gets to & beats final boss* FB: "I have the answers you seek.... K' bye." And then he just ♥♥♥♥♥ off and yay[?] you beat the story. WHAT!?)

Conversely, they have several other game modes that serve no apparent purpose other than as a time sink. Which, fine - but why tf didn't they just actually give the player a damned story!? The FB does imply that the story is continued in arcade mode, but WHY!? Why do I need to switch modes (especially when the character data doesn't go with you) for the rest of the story.

There are some incredibly stupid decisions at play here, and in most cases I can kind of see where a dev is getting rushed, or funds ran out, and I can cut them some slack for pushing out a game under poor circumstances... but here? I just can't see it. I can't see why they would make these idiotic choices.
2/10

Shallow gameplay, nice artwork, not even close to justifying the price tag.