Downtown Mafia: Gang Wars

Boromir:

One does not simply walk into Facebook. Its platform is guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Zucc is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very app games you play are money-grubbing poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand hours could you do this. It is folly.

Legolas:

< stands indignantly > Have you heard nothing the publishers said? Downtown Mafia is one of the most feature-rich and diverse mafia RPG EVER CREATED!

Gimli:

< leaps to his feet > And I suppose you are going to give it a positive review?!

Boromir:

< rises > And if the cash shop is too demanding, what then?! What happens to all the hours of my life I wasted?!

Gimli:

I will be dead before I see this game get overwhelmingly positive reviews!

< Commotion starts as arguments erupt amongst the council members >

Gimli:

Never trust a ported Facebook game!

Gandalf:

Do you not understand that while we bicker amongst ourselves, a malware is being installed on our PC?! None can escape it!

Have you ever caught yourself tossing and turning at night at how super sweet facebook games are?
Have you ever wished upon a star that someone would come along and develop a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of Mafia Wars?
Wish granted son, now go be a playah and get that cash money.

https://youtu.be/cTAU0H_YM2U

This game is designed to keep you busy all day just to tap on the screen and take your real money!!!

This game needs more salt so don't spend your real money and waste your time on it!