Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock

My ode to a Rock I once chased glory, loot, and fame, But every quest just felt the same. Then came a game that didn’t try, No HUD, no score, just earth and sky. No dragons slain, no kingdoms saved, Just quiet peace, the calm I'd craved. While gamers scream and pixels poar, My rock just sat and gave me so much more. No patches, bugs, or micro-trans pain, Just stillness running through my brain. I’ve found my place, I’ve found my tone Not player one… but player stone.

I was suffering from erectile dysfunction and since I bought this game, I've never been harder

It's a glorified screen saver, which gives you free achievements for doing nothing, so, worth it.