You Pilot A Piece Of S***: GAIDEN

My dream of role-playing as a turd has finally come true! It's an interesting mix of flappy bird and gradius from a gameplay perspective; with one button for jumping and another for shooting. You can also gain extra life by collecting more turds.
The variety of enemies and levels slowly change the longer you play as well.

BTW
Recommend you change your buttons to something other than mouse 1 and 2 or you'll get carpal tunnel!

10 out of 10! A game about ♥♥♥♥ that is better than all the ♥♥♥♥ games out there now!

Pros: You are poo.

Cons: Not enough corn.

This is a fantastic shooter that will make all your dreams come true. great for family events and church pot lucks. also makes a great wedding gift.
Pros: warm, soft, and sticky
Cons: contains Joe Bidens brain