Buy, sell, and trade organs in a strange and evolving universe. Dive into the quivering innards of alien capitalism in the sci-fi body horror market tycoon game you didn't know you needed.
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Finally, a game that uses the immersive and impressive technology of the Microsoft Kinect to its fullest potential.
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Oh, hello! Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is HERE! We asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day. "This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna tell them? That it wasn't based on their life? That it was? Baby Trading Simulator isn't even out yet and it's already ruined my family." We’re incredibly proud of this game and have been blown away by the response we have got so far. If you enjoy the game, leave a little review as this first week is HUGE for how much Steam will show the game to other people. And hey, tell a friend! Get them to tell their friend! Have their friend stream it and tag us in the videos! But most importantly… SHORT THAT BABY! See you out there, - Chris @ Strange Scaffold
Hello, friends! You read it right, we're going back to the Space Warlord universe! Fresh off it's reveal during the PC Gaming Show we are proud to present Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Rest assured, this isn’t a game about trading actual babies - we’re not monsters! Instead, you'll buy stocks based on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery. See? Nothing to worry about. You can play the demo right now and if you dig it, add it to your wishlist why not? We're VERY excited to dive back into this universe with a fresh twist and we hope you'll enjoy it as much as we do! Now say it with me... SHORT! THAT! BABY! Markets open soon, - Chris @ Strange Scaffold
We've been keeping an eye on things that break as folks mod them, and the latest fixes are in this latest build! Let us know if anything else goes wrong in the meantime. --Xalavier
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