Chair Spinning Simulator

Totally not what I expected but the satisfaction of reaching space through the power of your sheer willpower to spin as fast and hard as you can but not exit the screen is utterly supreme.
Then I found out, after I beat the game, that I could confine the mouse to the window...

i sit on chair

A truly breathtaking, nay, LIFE CHANGING experience. Through blood, sweat, tears, and many cramps, i managed to spin this poor, innocent chair straight to the heavens. Soon after, modifying game files to give me millions, i chased the race to the moon again and again. After many a cramp and much sweat, i finally conceded. Realising i had not just sent the chair to space, but had identified my true self.

I am, but a chairspinner.