DESKTOP MONKEY
by Unknown
★ 88%
Price
$1.94
Avg Players
0
Reviews
16
Released
Jul 15, 2022
2.5D3DActionArcade
What players are saying
▲ Recommended
2 hrs
This game has been made by my brother so my deal will be to be the best in the rankings. No one can beat me! ;D
▲ Recommended
0 hrs
What the hell
▼ Not recommended
0 hrs
I was gonna give this game a downvote in the beginning as it seems like a poor quality version of fruit ninja and that game was made for early gen touch phones. For example there's no combos, sometimes your sword doesn't even cut through the food (which is forgivable as I imagine it will be more efficient the more you level up), progressing and unlocking different swords or whatever that red and blue thing is unclear, in fact everything is unclear and nothing is ever explained, navigating the menus is abysmal, and every mode feels the exact same
Now the real reason I'm giving this game a downvote is that in the 24 minutes I have played this I have had to have the game break at least 10 times. here are some of the memorable ones.
-First time it broke I was navigating the menus too quickly trying to figure out where everything is and it just stopped working
-Another time I was mid level and trying to pause and I seen the skill bar full in the bottom right, I tried to click on it and accidentally clicked on a notepad behind it causing the monkey to just stop throwing fruit. (The notepad refused to load too)(and I have no idea how to use the skill bar because the game explains nothing)
-The final one causing me to uninstall is when I figured out how to change my sword. I had 3 unlocked so obviously I went with the one furthest down the list, did some more menu navigation I think I want to check out how many swords there were, came back to play and both the training and challenges wouldn't let me click on them, I went back to find the second sword locked so I clicked on the first sword... Training and challenges still won't let me click on them and all the swords are locked again. It doesn't matter how many times I restart the application it just won't let me play anymore.
In conclusion: I think that's way too many bugs to recommend this game to anyone especially when having this game open stops your computer from doing other things. If you do decide to buy the game take your time learning and doing everything otherwise the game will have itself a seizure. It's not bad... well it kinda is, it's just broken. and honestly would've been better if they ironed out the bugs and gave it more purpose or hell just put it in it's own window I don't need to see my wallpaper that bad for it to function like this.
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{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/41318694/83839842a854b3e89ecb06c25d02394ee3f69403.png Feel free to change your wallpaper to something interesting. This is the best time to download my unique designs at such a low price. Hello everyone and we wish you a Happy Holidays and an awesome 2024. My name is Greg and I am the founder of 3DM whose goal was to design and release unique designs as wallpapers on the Steam platform...and we did it. :D 3DM is not a company with offices and a team. 3DM has never had external financial support. I created 3DM as a single person who used my own funds to employ freelancers who coded my crazy ideas for you. I thank them very much for their support. Despite everything, we managed to publish 14 projects that appeared on many screens around the world. Countless problems, sleepless nights, sweat and tears. Over time, we got better and the designs were improved thanks to the support of players. Thanks to your support. Thank you with all my heart. As a thank you and on the occasion of the Winter Steam Sale, we are publishing big discounts for those who have just discovered my designs. I highly encourage you to try it and to support the micro developer. I wish you a lot of health and joy with your loved ones. I wish 2024 to be better for everyone! Big love and thanks for support. Best wishes, Greg 3DM
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/41318694/bd56238aa89e0e5861abd8f35a7f0d1e1d5c38a3.png Hi All, 3DM is a family-owned company that decided to do something different on Steam than everyone else. My little son, the hero for whom I created 3DM, is the driving force. Interactive wallpapers created on the normal Unity 3D engine turned out to be a bigger problem than we expected. Years of hard work and interesting ideas have allowed full working support for Windows designs as 3D interactive wallpapers. Investments in good programmers turned out to be the key to success for 3DM to finally start earning money for itself. :) Unfortunately, some time ago Steam changed the display of programs on the main page, which significantly reduced the reach of 3DM. Imagine, your family business goes down 80% in one day. :( Nevertheless, we have developed many unique designs that will go down in Steam history as 3DM is the only publisher of 3D interactive wallpapers worldwide. No one else in the world has created continuous 3D interactive wallpapers. That's why I strongly encourage you to support family 3DM by buying our designs at the Summer Sale. This is a great time to get our designs at a great price. Thank you for your support! Best Regards, 3DM Greg
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/41318694/c4ab04506e8bd6cfa5241134e4082ca11288af7d.jpg Hello everyone. A nice little monkey who will train you for the tournaments has just been published as the full version. We have improved the mechanics. We fixed the bugs. We added new content. All these thanks to your support and exciting ideas. Desktop Monkey will continue to be developed so if you have any ideas I would love to hear them. Thank you for all your support. Enjoy :D 3DM
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