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Only Ban!

Only Ban!

by Shkilla 89

★ 75%
Price $2.99
Avg Players 0
Reviews 20
Released Aug 1, 2023
3D3D PlatformerActionAdventure
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Only Ban is a parkour climbing game that tasks players with reaching the summit as quickly as possible while navigating platforms, mazes, and obstacles. The game aspires to parody the "Only Up" genre with various Easter eggs and references, though player feedback suggests the climbing mechanics and asset design fall short of the basics expected in the genre.

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What players are saying

▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
If a piece of media is supposed to be a parody, it needs to do more than just be a much worse version of the thing you are parodying. Only Ban fails to even have the basics of a climbing parkour game. The animations are choppy and broken. Climbing onto surfaces is a total crapshoot and you can't grab on to buildings at all. This is now tied for the worst Only Up clone with the super ugly one with the tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEQFK5CVAlU
16 found helpful Steam ↗
▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
What else would you expect from a game with a name that makes as little sense as "Only Ban"? GooGoo GahGah. Developer sitting out baby talk. Goo Goo Gah Gah! Oh boy, do we have a winning game here!

* Cobbled together assets that have zero cohesion and make zero sense placed randomly with no rhyme or reason.

* Combine that with terrible grab mechanics and your asset that glitches into the assets.

* Oh, I didn't mention that this amazing game crashed with 4 fatal errors and sent my GPU and CPU fans spinning excessively even long after I closed this trash game?

Easily one of the worst pieces of garbage I've played this year so far. ..Easily another M.I.S.S. title on my YT channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNP_-oTRdsM

Also an easy refund because this "developer" *cough* I mean this "asset cobbler" doesn't deserve my $3 'nor does his pile of trash game here deserve the whopping 9 GB of hard drive space this pile of fecal matter uses to install.

NOT RECOMMENDED. Spend the money instead on toothpicks to pluck your eyes out. It would be money better spent.
15 found helpful Steam ↗
▼ Not recommended 0 hrs
If you think about buying this, first think about this:

Do I hate myself and my money.

Yes
Dont buy it, burn it

No
6 found helpful Steam ↗

Reviews are by Steam users, hosted on Steam.

Latest updates

Micropatch

1074 days ago
- Improved parkour system (now the character clings when falling himself) - Improved animations - Changed the game interface - Small map changes - Fixed minor bugs

Update

1077 days ago
- Added new and changed old locations - Improved parkour system - A small change in the game interface - Added more integrations for twitch - Now there is 2 times more music - Fixed a critical error when loading the game (Fatal error) - Now you can see the time when the positive/negative effect will end - Improved response time for twitch integration - Now, if the connection to twitch has been lost, then every 5 seconds there will be a reconnection attempt - Redesigned all objects with which you can interact {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44389805/ac011e07698d53bf32ae14bf26e0bf10727ea98d.png

Large Update!

1088 days ago
- Updated the parkour system. - Minor bugs have been fixed. - A small change to the UI menu. - Added twitch chat integration: Now twitch viewers can interact with the user by simply writing a command to the chat!1 - where the number 1 is the choice of one of four actions! - To connect to your twitch chat, you just need to specify your nickname on the twitch as in the example: {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44389805/1f8c6526580083a2bfeb666861bc63cf737583fa.png https://www.twitch.tv/bratishkinoff - at the end of the link, your nickname on the twitch is indicated, and you need to specify it! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44389805/54ad38a8acf0616d32e804fb7d8bc18d96fe612a.png

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