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Don't Piss

by Cherokee Interactive

★ 62%

Price $4.99

Avg Players 0

Reviews 8

Released Nov 21, 2025

3DAction-AdventureAdventureCasual

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A deliberately absurd platformer where you climb toward checkpoints while managing an increasingly desperate bladder, resetting to the bottom if you fail to reach the next toilet in time. Built on crude toilet humor and punishing difficulty, it's designed for players who enjoy games that are intentionally ridiculous and don't mind frustration as part of the joke.

About this game

Players, last 30 days

Peak 0 · Low 0

Daily peak concurrent players, sampled once a night from Steam.

What players are saying

▼ Not recommended 0 hrs

Glitchy mess, terribly optimised.

3 found helpful Steam ↗

▲ Recommended 0 hrs

The Game is well made, minus the fact I hate how horribly difficult it is... The main Character should certainly stop drinking energy drinks and see a doctor. I don't think Urine is supposed to be that color. But if you hate yourself enough and want to experience what it would be like to have your urethra explode without actually experiencing it in Real life, then this might be the game for you.

2 found helpful Steam ↗

▲ Recommended 0 hrs

This game is frustratingly bad in a fun way that makes it a hidden gem! You get on run and rocket yeet yourself across the map! Don't make it to the Golden toilet in time piss yourself back to the bottom. I honestly don't know if it is beatable but toilet humor is always fun. 9/10

Update game breaking bug found after reaching the 1st checkpoint, continuing the game from a save just puts me into a forever fall scenario. I still enjoy the game but this needs an urgent fix as it's unplayable because of this.

2 found helpful Steam ↗

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Latest updates

Double the Bladders, Double the Chaos! The Co-op Update is Live.

147 days ago

Conquering the peak alone is so last season. Introducing the Co-op Update! Grab a friend for chaotic two-player platforming. Climb, sabotage, and support each other on the desperate dash to the Throne. Share a can of Urinergy, set traps, and laugh at every catastrophic failure. Remember: the most unbearable journey becomes twice the fun with a buddy! Grab Don't Piss at a discount and download the update now on Steam!

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