Mindful Ways

Warning: Snake Oil/Alternative "Medicine"

This product makes claims about being able to align your chakras or whatever other whackjob stuff this garbage "alternative medicine" is supposed to achieve.

Warning: AI Slop

This product is partially or completely made with talentless, soulless AI generated content. The developers deliberately violated the Steam requirement to warn gamers about AI slop, in a direct attempt to mislead gamers.

"Mindful Ways" is not a game. Games contain meaningful gamelike interaction and game loops, which are absent in this software.

Instead of being a game, "Mindful Ways" is a software application that presents some garbage tier guided meditation hippy nonsense through a series of "mini-tutorials" on how to open your third eye. Horsecrap.

For those unfamiliar with what actually makes something a game, a "game loop" describes the interaction and feedback a gamer has when playing a game.

Tetris, for example, has a game loop where a random block appears, the gamer interacts with the block to position it, and then the game decides if that finishes a row or not, increases the players score if any rows were completed, then gives the gamer another block to position. Counter-Strike has a game loop where a player seeks another player, tests their skill against that player by shooting them or being shot, the computer rewards the player if they win, and then if the player survives, they repeat that loop.

There's no loop here, no true interactive feedback. It simply is not a game, it cannot be "played".

This has misleadingly been launched in the "Games" section of Steam instead of the "Software" section. This is a common mistake for developers who are new to Steam, or don't understand the difference between games and software which isn't a game. It seems this software published incorrectly as a game is simply lack of experience/knowledge of the correct process.

Here's a link for the process to publish non-game software on Steam:

Steam Developer Help With Software Publishing

It's unfortunate this process was not known about/followed, resulting in a software application being published in the wrong place.

Publishing things which aren't games on Steam in the Games section as games is misleading to gamers and somewhat harmful, because it pollutes the Steam marketplace and takes away visibility and market exposure for genuine game developers who do the right thing and make games for gamers.

There are no gameplay loops in this software, no "gameplay", no meaningful game like interaction. It's a software application and as such has no merits as a video game for gamers. Because of this, I cannot recommend this non-game software as a game to gamers.

Even as a free product, this couldn't find an audience. With a peak of only 2 users, it's clear the Steam community took one look and walked away. They literally couldn't pay people to spend time with this. I'm glad to see Steam gamers know garbage when they see it.

What a wonderful game, this helped me attain my peak physique without the use of anabolism steroids or genuine exercise of any form.