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Heart

Heart

by undownsidable

★ 80%
Price $0.99
Avg Players 0
Reviews 5
Released Jan 5, 2024
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Heart is a minimalist rhythm defense game where you position a sword around a central heart, blocking incoming attacks timed to musical beats. Managing positioning—staying close for defense or distant to build an energy meter—creates strategic tension alongside the core reflex challenge of rhythmic blocking.

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▼ Not recommended 1 hrs
Heart is a minimalist action/reflexes game where you move a sword around a little paper heart at the middle of the screen while arrows come at it from all directions. There's an energy bar that fills up if you stay some distance away from the heart, but of course this makes it harder to defend.

Frankly there's less going on here than Atari's ancient 1980's Missile Command game, or any number of free Flash/HTML games you can play for free in a web browser, but this is a paid product on Steam. They really want your money for this, even though there's literally 10's of thousands of superior, completely free games. Certainly the developers ambition is on par with their lack of interest in producing high quality video games.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision.

The game features extremely lazy, minimalist "art", of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing.

The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.

The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2024, gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.

So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?

Heart is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.

Profile Features Limited!
Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.
4 found helpful Steam ↗
▲ Recommended 0 hrs
its a fine little game 3/5
2 found helpful Steam ↗
▲ Recommended 0 hrs
Need Chopin on this asap
1 found helpful Steam ↗

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