IdleCraft

google play

Valve® will ban a MF for giving TF2 Scout a dumptruck, BUT will allow THIS on their platform. This "game", if you can even call this self-playing mess a game, is entirely based ...ON RNG! The only way to get better items is to roll for them in Counter-Strike-esque loot boxes. There are genuinely moments where you WILL get killed due to no fault of yours because you got the worst possible item six times in a row. I was even killed by the final boss AFTER I had slain it. I have spent AN HOUR trying to get the perfect RNG. Clicking loot boxes as if this game was CS2, and me a Swedish man with severe gambling addiction, ONLY to get a weapon that has a chance to either do no damage, or INSTAKILL... I have just realised, that I have given 0.99€ and an HOUR of my life to this Google Play Store reject... Learn from my sacrifice! I have put myself through this hellish labour so you would not have to. I have suffered, but I have persevered. This game's singular Achievement? A mark of my journey and tenacity. And as Hercules himself, I shall now too ascent to godhood and take my rightful place atop Mount Olympus.

100% RNG based. Not suggested for those who rolled low on their LUCK stats in the womb like myself.