▼ Not recommended
0 hrs
There is basically no game here. I actually like this game... but it barely exists. This is more like a sample of gameplay rather than a game. I do not feel like I got my 1.79 plus tax worth out of it.
I have 0.5 hours on record but half of that was just double checking everything to make sure I wasn't mistaken and that I had indeed explored the full content of the game.
Slime wanders around on an overworld map controlled by wasd or click. Good so far. Icons are on the map nes Zelda 2 style. Alright, nothing wrong with that. The map icons are two categories. 1. buy an upgrade 2. fight enemies
After a very few minutes you will have realized that you already bought all the upgrades. You can upgrade your sword that flies out machine gun style towards wherever you point your cursor. And you can upgrade the axe that spins around you hitting enemies that get close. And you can upgrade some weapons that fly around randomly. Lvl 3 and they are maxed. That's a little barebones but it's ok. The part that leaves me feeling like there was no game is the enemy maps. Nothing changes when you beat them. You can't actually beat them. You can just get as much money as you can there until you die, and exit, and buy upgrades, until you've bought them all.
Nothing changes by fighting enemies. There is no completion. There should have at least been a boss that you can fight and get some "you win" message. That still would have left me feeling a little trolled by so little content even for 2 dollars. But there's just hardly anything here. Go play vampire survivors for around 15 minutes. Or go play any random action rogue lite or rogue like that you've ever played for about 15 mintues and you've gained at least the full experience of what this game has to offer and probably more. And for free.
I don't actually hate this game. The tiny sample of gameplay that it has is not bad. It could be built into something. But this is a beta version release at best.
I have 0.5 hours on record but half of that was just double checking everything to make sure I wasn't mistaken and that I had indeed explored the full content of the game.
Slime wanders around on an overworld map controlled by wasd or click. Good so far. Icons are on the map nes Zelda 2 style. Alright, nothing wrong with that. The map icons are two categories. 1. buy an upgrade 2. fight enemies
After a very few minutes you will have realized that you already bought all the upgrades. You can upgrade your sword that flies out machine gun style towards wherever you point your cursor. And you can upgrade the axe that spins around you hitting enemies that get close. And you can upgrade some weapons that fly around randomly. Lvl 3 and they are maxed. That's a little barebones but it's ok. The part that leaves me feeling like there was no game is the enemy maps. Nothing changes when you beat them. You can't actually beat them. You can just get as much money as you can there until you die, and exit, and buy upgrades, until you've bought them all.
Nothing changes by fighting enemies. There is no completion. There should have at least been a boss that you can fight and get some "you win" message. That still would have left me feeling a little trolled by so little content even for 2 dollars. But there's just hardly anything here. Go play vampire survivors for around 15 minutes. Or go play any random action rogue lite or rogue like that you've ever played for about 15 mintues and you've gained at least the full experience of what this game has to offer and probably more. And for free.
I don't actually hate this game. The tiny sample of gameplay that it has is not bad. It could be built into something. But this is a beta version release at best.
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