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💝 Happy Valentine’s Day, tank romantics! It’s me, Axbert, floating in with a heart-shaped bubble and an update that’s all about love, affection, and fixing something that was inexplicably way too big for no reason.Yes, it’s the Valentine’s Update. Let’s get emotional.💖 Love-Themed New Stuff🐟 Limited-Time Fish: Pookiefish A brand new limited-time fish has appeared in the shop: Pookiefish 💕 Available from February 14–28, just for Valentine’s Day.Is it cute? Yes. Is it romantic? Maybe. Is it judging your tank layout? Definitely.📏 Size Matters (Apparently)🐠 Jack Dempsey Fish Size Reduced The Jack Dempsey was previously classified as a larger fish, which meant it couldn’t fit in tiny tanks. Why? No one knows. Not even the developer.It’s now a more reasonable size, so you can finally put it in small tanks without the fish equivalent of trying to park a truck in a bicycle rack.🗓️ Better Seasonal Stuff Timing⏳ Limited-Time Content Now Lasts 2 Weeks Limited-time decor and fish (outside of some niche special cases) will now be available for about two weeks around the event they’re celebrating.So instead of: “Oops I missed it by one day”You now get: “Nice, I still have time to grab the cute thing” 😌That’s it for the Valentine’s update! Go forth. Decorate romantically. Put way too much pink in one tank.And remember: Love may be temporary. Fish are forever.– Axbert 🦎 Matchmaker. Seasonal content scheduler. Romantic consultant.

ːloddleloveː Oh. Hello. You’re still here? It’s me, Axbert. Remember me? Yeah… it’s been a while. The dev said he was “busy” and then disappeared into the void like a fish chasing a rare bubble. Classic.Anyway, after a suspiciously long silence, we have an update. Let’s see what he's been up to:🐟 New Fish!Jack Dempsey Fish Added! A brand new fish has swum into the game: the Jack Dempsey! Bold. Flashy. Probably thinks it’s the main character. You can now add this dramatic little swimmer to your tanks.🛠️ Technical & Under-the-Hood Stuff🔧 Updated to Latest Unity LTS The game has been updated to the newest Unity LTS version. There was a security vulnerability in the old one, but it likely wouldn't have affected this game… So you were never in danger. But the dev updated it anyway because it looked scary and had big red warning text.🐛 Bug Fixes🐸 Frog Animation Now Actually Loops The frog in the fishing hole was… just stopping. Mid-hop. Mid-life crisis. Now it loops properly like a professional animated amphibian.🖥️ Fullscreen Toggle Fixed Fullscreen now correctly fits your current display on launch. This is especially nice if you play on multiple devices. Yes, this is a subtle but official nod to the Steam Deck crowd. 🎮That’s it! Not a massive update, but a solid “I’m still alive, I swear” kind of update.Maybe next time the dev won’t wait so long. But I wouldn’t bet my snacks on it.– Axbert 🦎 Timekeeper. Frog supervisor. Patch note archaeologist.

🎉 Greetings, aquatic overlords and tank decorators! It’s Axbert, back again with another round of fixes, tweaks, and features that may or may not make your fish smarter than me (spoiler: probably not). 🐠 Fish & Friends Updates ✨ Neon Fish Colors AddedAxbert refuses to tell you how to get them or what the colors are. But they’re bright, flashy, and very possibly judging your taste in decor. Good luck, you sneaky fish wrangler. 🪼 Jellyfish Now Fits in Size 1 Tanks or Bigger Our chonky squishy friend was previously treating your tiny tanks like it owned the place. Now it’s more considerate—still a giant jelly blob, just slightly less… terrifying. 🎨 Dot Colour Indicator in Fish List and Info Menus Because sometimes reading words is hard, so now you get a tiny colored dot. Instant recognition. Instant class. Instant “why didn’t we do this sooner?” 🐟 Grey Tang is No Longer Darker Than Black Tang The universe briefly fell into chaos. It’s fixed. Grey is grey. Black is black. No more existential crises at your aquarium. 📝 Fish Name Text Scaling Fixed Name your fish “Sir Reginald von Fluffypaws the Third”. It will now actually fit in the name field. Because apparently long names matter. 🖥️ Menus, Loading & Tank Navigation ⏳ Loading Screen Added to Fish List I still couldn’t figure out smooth dynamic loading… but now you get a loading screen to stare at while the magic happens. Feel free to hum. Or cry. Your choice. 🖤 Current Tank Greyed Out in Tank Switch Menu You don’t have to guess which tank you’re in anymore. Unless you want to. Then ignore it. But it’s there. 🔮 Magic, Fortune & Steam 🎶 Free Fortune Audio Fixed Apparently magic sounds cost money before. Not anymore! We've optimized the mana flow so free users now get their fancy magic noises without needing a loan. ☁️ Steam Cloud Saves Now Actually Sync Across Operating Systems Big thanks to ToraOkami for testing on Windows & Steam Deck. Now Linux, Windows, and whatever else can share tanks like civilized aquatic nations...