Sakura Clicker

Like all the women I know, they cringe and scream when I approach them. The level of realism of modern games is all too stunning. I'm not ready for this new generation.

Just like my favorite e-sports game (Call of Duty series), it practically plays itself, there's a ton of whining, and everyone keeps asking why I'm playing it.

First I repeatedly punched defenseless, skimpily clad, moany women in the boob until they drop their hard earned money. Then I took aforementioned money and bought skimpily clad girl mercenaries with it, who help me physically abuse these poor women until they drop more money. After discovering that I'm honestly just sitting here, punching girls all over their body as hard and fast as I can until they drop their money so that I can punch them even harder and faster? I felt like I died a little on the inside. However, despite the moral gray area, is the game good for what it is? Pros: 800+ different, unique, recorded moans and lustily spoken weeaboo phrases 20+ different, unique, skimpily clad girls in different colors to abuse(They wobble when you punch them, SUPER lifelike!) 10+ different, unique, slightly less skimpily clad girls to help you abuse the 20+ different, unique, skimpily clad girls. 5+ different, unique, slightly skimpy outfits with different colors for you to dress up your primary heroine in(If you pay them $1.00!) 5+ different, unique, slightly skimpy(hue) hair styles with different colors for you to don upon your primary heroine(Same deal...1 buck.) Bunny girls go "Pyoh~!" Cat girls go "Nyah~!" Even if you exit the game completely, your immorally hired, HIGHLY motivated, EXTREMELY energetic and tireless mercenaries will continue to brutally assault the harmless waifu victims! Cons: It's a waifu abuse simulator, disguised as an innocent hentai clicking simulator. No actual nudity(And there's no downloadable patch to make them nude either :c ) In-game store...For a CLICKING SIMULATOR... Again...AN INGAME STORE FOR A CLICKING SIMULATOR PEOPLE You get to spend a lot of time in a desert(Seriously no matter how many waifus you punch into death, you NEVER leave the desert.) Verdict: It's a clicking simulator. What do you want, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious review? I mean seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ reads a review about a PERVERTED ASIAN CLICKER GAME!?....In fact who 'writes' a review about a perverted Asian clicker game....? I'm gonna stop now...I'll let everyones favorite corrupt video game reviewer take it from here.... *Noises of microphone being passed on* "The best waifu abuse simulator!" 10/10 - IGN Thanks IGN. No one loves you anymore cause you sold out. EDIT: Okay, so they made your mercenaries punch harder, and they made you just enslave your waifu after abusing them into submission, rather than just outright killing them, AND they made you actually switch locations now when you go to a new area number. ...... AND YET THERE'S STILL NO NUDITY MOD TO BUY!? COME ON!!! I WANT TO SEE MY 16000 WAIFUS NUDE! Speaking of which...Why isn't there a gallery somewhere where you can see a picture of each unique waifu you've abused so far? I mean I punch my girls repeatedly till they whimper, and then I never see them again! WHATS THE POINT IN A HAREM COLLECTION IF YOU NEVER LOOK AT IT!? -.-' The developpers disappoint me..