Welcome to Crush Crush - the Idle Dating Sim! Meet, flirt, and fall in love with a motley cast of girls in this heartfelt and hilarious game.
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▲ Recommended47 hrs
Despite being a dating sim, this game teaches some valuable life lessons:
1: Any girl will forgive you for anything you did if you just pester them repeatedly. No matter how much they hate you, they will bury the hatchet. 2: You can flip burgers, be a janitor, make video games, surf, protest, and go to school all at the same time. 3: Any girl will fall in love with you if you poke them in the face repeatedly. 4: Everything is expensive. Because of that, in order to get far in life, you must be Bill Gates. 5: You can change your own gender at the press of a button. 6: You can travel through realities. In doing so, all girls you've met will forget you existed and you must make them love you again, but they grow to love you even faster, proving this is the land of Sonic. You're too slow. 7: Sitting still and doing nothing will still make girls love you, even if you completely ignore them. All chicks love it when you play hard to get. 8: Your parents are very disappointed in you for playing this game.
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. this game did not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. on the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Date a Bear? Sure Date a Yandere? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date a wanna be Hatsune Miku? Sure Date some kind of gods? Sure Date a Tomboy? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date an Evangelion reference? Oh ♥♥♥♥ yes
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/033b5db7082192f1e18e5670221a3247a171c0eb.png Hey Panda Peeps! The rootin' tootin' Wild West voting period has closed, and we’re happy to announce that Dakota, the feisty racing champion, has won! That means Dakota will be the upcoming Wild West Event’s first-ever featured girl. Woohoo! We’ll giddy-up and get to work putting the finishing touches on Dakota (and the Wild West Event) right away. As for you, we suggest you start polishing whatever cowboy boots you've got lying around! It won't be too long before the portal shows up to whisk you away into a land of cacti, tumbleweeds, and hawt frontier girls! Thank you SO much to everyone who voted and helped us decide which wonderful Wild West waifu to focus on first. It was a huge help! We love you so hard, The Pandas
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/4b2d5657c4d08c9f27263eb675781cdde07f5e34.png Hey Panda Peeps! Or should that be “Hey Sirina?” As in… Hey Sirina, play our afternoon nap playlist! Add bamboo shoots to our shopping list! Set a reminder to log in to Crush Crush every day! You might want to ask YOUR virtual assistant of choice to do that last one, as well, because your virtual gf Sirina is back now as a Limited Time Event! Log in every day, collect your event tokens, and discover for yourself why she’s the most helpful waifu around! We love you so hard, The Pandas
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/bf9d6f483f9735bfb8e36fa11e63051b995c56c9.png Hey Panda Peeps, Who would win? A tough, athletic horse-girl, or a soft, chatty ice cream enthusiast? Well, it depends on the context, obviously! Are they competing in a footrace? Are they competing to see who can invent the best new cream soda flavor? Are they competing to see who gets to be the featured reward girl during the upcoming Wild West Event in Crush Crush? For that last one, we have a foolproof way of finding out! We’re putting it to a vote, which means YOU get to decide! Here’s the rundown: Dakota is the feisty blonde racing champ with a touch of a tough-girl attitude, while Isabelle is the voluptuous ice cream saloon girl who’s about to be YOUR biggest fan. Wondering how to vote? It’s easy! Just open your game and you’ll see a pop-up featuring both girls and a couple of “vote” buttons. Just like last time, you get one free vote, and if you’re feeling especially passionate about either girl, you have the option of trading Diamonds for up to 9 more votes! The voting period runs from July 27th until the 31st! We love you so hard, The Pandas
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