Welcome to Crush Crush - the Idle Dating Sim! Meet, flirt, and fall in love with a motley cast of girls in this heartfelt and hilarious game.
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Despite being a dating sim, this game teaches some valuable life lessons:
1: Any girl will forgive you for anything you did if you just pester them repeatedly. No matter how much they hate you, they will bury the hatchet. 2: You can flip burgers, be a janitor, make video games, surf, protest, and go to school all at the same time. 3: Any girl will fall in love with you if you poke them in the face repeatedly. 4: Everything is expensive. Because of that, in order to get far in life, you must be Bill Gates. 5: You can change your own gender at the press of a button. 6: You can travel through realities. In doing so, all girls you've met will forget you existed and you must make them love you again, but they grow to love you even faster, proving this is the land of Sonic. You're too slow. 7: Sitting still and doing nothing will still make girls love you, even if you completely ignore them. All chicks love it when you play hard to get. 8: Your parents are very disappointed in you for playing this game.
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. this game did not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. on the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Date a Bear? Sure Date a Yandere? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date a wanna be Hatsune Miku? Sure Date some kind of gods? Sure Date a Tomboy? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date an Evangelion reference? Oh ♥♥♥♥ yes
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/129c9b1dea8df65606e18f684cb94afaeaa10e77.png Hey Panda Peeps, Are you in search of a new sparring partner? How about a date with a kung fu cutie? Then you’re going to want to meet Ling Ling, your soon-to-be latest crush! But of course, the only way to get to her involves fighting past an army of masked goons - just kidding! She’s waiting for you in the School Spirit Event. You don’t even need to know kung fu, although with all the clicking you’ll need to do, THUMB fu might be another story! Hop through the swirly portal and return to S.T.F. campus, where you’ll have until September 16th to check off all your academic Event Goals. Make the grade by the deadline, and you’ll unlock Ling Ling for your main game. A disciplined gal like her might be a little tough to woo, but if anyone can manage it, we’re sure it’s you! We love you so hard, The Pandas
Hey Panda Peeps!Get to class! We mean… get to your game! For the next 24 hours, every Diamond Bundle you purchase will come with 25% BONUS Diamonds! That’s like getting extra credit for something you did just for fun. And if you think there can’t be anything sweeter than that, well, have you seen the School Outfit Bundle? Heck, if all coeds looked as cute as the Crush Crush girls do, class attendance would be through the roof. Get the School Outfit Bundle for 50% off right now, and live your best back-to-school life.We love you so hard,The Pandas
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/20405ba56a5b8f91ca469f90c81e931a58ed28b1.png Hey Panda Peeps, Pack your lunch, pick out an outfit, and set your alarm(s), because the School Spirit Event starts next week, and you’re going to want to be prepared! From September 10th to 16th, you’ll get to experience everything S.T.F. University offers. Meet the professors, attend informational panels, see the various academic programs, and check out those competitive sports clubs! In fact… we HIGHLY recommend you swing by the martial arts club. Mainly because it’s new. And the cutie running it has one of the most impressive auras we have ever seen. Or felt. Or heard of. She could probably kick us in the head without batting an eye, and we’re kind of into that. If you are too, then mark your calendars and come see how years of training and discipline can sculpt a body! For educational purposes, of course. We love you so hard, The Pandas
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