Welcome to Crush Crush - the Idle Dating Sim! Meet, flirt, and fall in love with a motley cast of girls in this heartfelt and hilarious game.
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Despite being a dating sim, this game teaches some valuable life lessons:
1: Any girl will forgive you for anything you did if you just pester them repeatedly. No matter how much they hate you, they will bury the hatchet. 2: You can flip burgers, be a janitor, make video games, surf, protest, and go to school all at the same time. 3: Any girl will fall in love with you if you poke them in the face repeatedly. 4: Everything is expensive. Because of that, in order to get far in life, you must be Bill Gates. 5: You can change your own gender at the press of a button. 6: You can travel through realities. In doing so, all girls you've met will forget you existed and you must make them love you again, but they grow to love you even faster, proving this is the land of Sonic. You're too slow. 7: Sitting still and doing nothing will still make girls love you, even if you completely ignore them. All chicks love it when you play hard to get. 8: Your parents are very disappointed in you for playing this game.
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like I do. everyday. this game did not make me horny, however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. on the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends with who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Date a Bear? Sure Date a Yandere? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date a wanna be Hatsune Miku? Sure Date some kind of gods? Sure Date a Tomboy? Sure Date a Tsundere? Sure Date an Evangelion reference? Oh ♥♥♥♥ yes
{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/24136664/febc432299f279c3f78cd0d67e26466cb8389ec4.png Hey Panda Peeps, We warned you, and now it’s happening. The returning Spooky Event is upon us! You have from October 29th to November 2nd to check off all your creepy goals, collect Tickets, and unlock mummy-girl Cassia for your main game. Go forth and participate… if you dare!!!! We love you so hard, The Pandas
Hey Panda Peeps,We just wanted to pop in quickly and let you know that we've added more plushies to our online store! If you missed one of our previous Makeship campaigns and are still yearning to have one (or several) of those adorably snuggly girls in your life, now would be a fantastic time: they're currently on sale for 10% off! Stock is limited, but ordering now means your merch can make it in time for Christmas. Wink-wink!Don't forget, there's more than just plushies in our shop! We also have stickers, posters, bookmarks, and body pillow covers, all of which are included in the sale as well!We won't keep you any longer. We love you so hard!The Pandas
Hey Panda Peeps,If you’ve been around for a while, you probably know that we’ve been working on another dating game called Soul Mates. And if this is brand new information to you, well, you’re in for a treat! Soul Mates has been in Early Access for the last little while, and after taking lots of player feedback and adding tons of polish, we’ve officially pressed the “full launch” button. We wanted to let you know that right now, you can get the game for 20% off - and if you purchase it, the adorable zombie girl Lydia will unlock for FREE in your Crush Crush game! Who doesn’t love a spooky new waifu to romance around the Halloween season?The sale only runs until November 2, but the Lydia crossover is forever. No matter when you add Soul Mates to your library, Lydia will make the jump and be yours, all yours! You can check out the game (and add it to your wishlist if you so desire) at its store page here!Thank you for taking a peek, and remember… we love you so hard!The Pandas
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