Grass Toucher

This game is very bad, it doesn't make any sense. Why touch grass when I could be with my Discord kitten and playing Among Us with my boys?

Is what I would say if I didn't give this game a chance.

This game helped me become a better man. A proud man.
The second I touched my first blade of grass, I had an epiphany. That throughout my life, I need to learn to love myself and simply touch grass. Because of this game, it cured my clinical depression, my tumor disappeared, I was promoted to CEO of the job I was working at, I found the love of my life by this game (we are getting married next week).

Everyone should give this game a chance. Not just because touching grass is good, but so others can learn true happiness. To Scythe Games. Thank you for giving me a reason to live. Thank you for making this game.

Thank you.
-SuperUltraMega_MarioGaming

They always told me to touch some grass. I never understood why, but now I get it. It's a great game that helps you relax between CS rounds. I am very grateful for all the recommendations. Now I can tell them that I have already touched billions of grass. Thanks for this game!!