All Hail the Orb

Hey Devotees! ːcultistwowːːcultistwowːWe know many of you encountered issues and complete crashes when using localisations other then English in our game. If you were trying to play in Chinese, you probably know exactly why we're here, the game was crashing completely, making it unplayable. That's on us, and we're sorry. We've pushed a fix and Chinese localisation should now be working as intended. If you're still seeing issues, please let us know We also want to be upfront: this fix took longer than it should have because the Developer was overseas for personal reasons for about 9 days, with no way to patch during that time. That's not an excuse, just the honest reason. We know a broken game sitting unfixed for over a week isn't great, and we appreciate you sticking with us while we sorted it out. Thanks for your patience, Devotees. Back to worshipping as normal. ːnootnootːːnootnootː P.s. How cool are our emotes! ːchubbyduckːːduckbawkːːduckdollarsːːduckstareːːnootnootː ːcultistwowːːcultistwutːːcultistyesːːhailtheorbː

All Hail The Orb: Summer Sale + Commmunity Items are HEREThe Orb has deemed it so.We're taking part in the Steam Summer Sale! All Hail The Orb will be 20% off from June 26th to July 10th. Whether you've been on the fence or want to drag a friend into the cult, now's the time.But ALSO........ community items are finally live! You can now get:8 Trading Cards6 Badges (including 1 Special Foil for the truly devoted)5 Steam Profile Backgrounds10 Cute EmoticonsEarn cards by playing, then trade or grab the rest from the Steam Marketplace to collect all 8! Collect all 8 Trading Cards to craft a badge and unlock a Profile Background & Emoticon! Do that 5 times to climb through all the badge levels and reach for the Foil badge if you dare.So what are you waiting for? Go get devoting!

Hey Devotees!We're back again with another round of bug squashing and duck pleasing fixes. Hotfix #3 tackles two of the biggest pain points since the last Hotfix, The dreaded cloud save desyncs and that quacky experience bug that prevented you from finishing the final obelisk and of course the game! Plus a handful of other quality of life improvements while we were duck deep in the code. 🎸 A New Song Joins The Boombox!The amazingly talented Kaminari recorded a beautiful acoustic fingerstyle guitar arrangement of our main theme. We were absolutely blown away by it, so naturally, we did the only sensible thing... we slid into his DMs...Kaminari's stellar cover is now officially part of the All Hail The Orb Boombox! Thank you so much, Kaminari, for letting us bring your incredible work into our game. You can check out the video here. Now, Before we jump into the bug fixes, our developer Ginger has a few words.....or rather, perform a public grovel....So here he is, on his knees, in front of all of you......grovelling.....🙇 A Begging from the Developer..."Look, I'm going to be straight with you all. Some of these bugs were entirely my fault, and some of you have lost saves over the past week because of how I originally built the cloud save system. I cannot bring those saves back, and for that, I am genuinely, truly, deeply sorry! The new system should prevent this from ever happening again, but that sadly doesn't undo the damage already done. If you were one of the players affected, please accept my sincerest apologies, and a virtual duck of your choice....Quack!" Okay, with that display out of the way, let's get into the fixes!☁️ The Big Fixes: Cloud Saves & SoftlocksCloud Save Overhaul: We've completely rebuilt how the game saves your data to the Steam Cloud. Going forward, your saves should stay perfectly in sync and you shouldn't see anymore broken saves like you have been......we hope. Important Note: This fix prevents future save damage, but unfortunately we canno...