What players are saying

▲ Recommended 0 hrs

If you're into idlers, this isn't particularly groundbreaking. It's what you'd expect from a cookie clicker game- nice numbers go up, clicking upgrades whenever you look over. It's nice side monitor gaming, and I always appreciate getting some writing about orks.
You're not going to get your socks blown off but to me it's worth a few bucks and supporting an indie dev. :)

5 found helpful Steam ↗

▲ Recommended 6 hrs

My wrist hurts from all the clicks. Not a game I would normally play but is surprisingly addictive. The ork theme is fun and text is comically written.

4 found helpful Steam ↗

▼ Not recommended 0 hrs

just a bland numbers-go-up simulator with ms-paint graphics and cringe "humour", with lots of clicking required. had to return it due to bugged progression, an unlock that required 1k clicks stayed locked, even after i got the achievement for 5k clicks? the "minigames" are what you would expect from the worst NES games and don´t even help progression since there is no scaling. Font is barely readable too, couldn´t find anything to justify a pricetag really

2 found helpful Steam ↗

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Latest updates

Orbiting hammer visual fix

5 days ago

Orbiting hammer visual fix The previous patch lead to an unpleasant visual hiccup in the orbiting hammers. This has been fixed. Cheers, Swamp Donkey Interactive

Optimization pass, with a little upgrade change.

6 days ago

The big change with this housekeeping update leading up to the big update in da sky is the rebalancing of upgrades. I have been told by multiple players that the upgrades are a bit too expensive early game and not expensive enough early game. So I have created a curve from a floor price to a ceiling price that will scale evenly (I hope) as you grow your bois in da valley. Fixes: -The intermittent hitching should be fixed -The performance should be much better all around. -No more heavy impact when opening the menu or when cycling through menu tabs. -The news reel now displays, not running over the UI. -Players can now scale their window at their discretion for maximum screen accessibility. -UI uniform stretching will be coming with a UI art refactor in the future. This is the update for now, if there are any issues, with the update, please do not be afraid to let me know. I will fix them. Until the next update, Swamp Donkey Interactive

Da Near Future Roadmap

25 days ago

Da Near Future RoadmapIts here, the thing that someone was definitely waiting for, a roadmap for what this game will release in the near future. I'd love to give exact dates, but I am just one man... I mean Ork. For every building, a minigame The first of the listed updates is the continuation of the minigames. Each building will have its own minigame to offset TOOF clickin' repetition and provide a more lucrative avenue for TEEFS income. The first five minigames are already in, leaving another ten to go. OptimizationI am an artist first and a novice programmer second I have heard the optimization woes and please believe me when I tell you that I am working on them. Every comment, gripe and piece of feedback I get is taken seriously and addressed as fast as I can get to it.Full idle experienceThe addition of a more micro rpg idle experience has always been something that I wanted to do with this game, making it the first clicker game to combine a traditional clicker, rpg idle and in time (who knows how much) a 4x portion of the idle sphere. Giving the player every layer of idle-y goodness to dominate and conquer da valley and beyond. "Everything will be green, and da TEEFS gots nowhere ta hide!" An in game Ork... Probably.Cheers,Swamp Donkey Interactive

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