Not a Trolley Problem!
by NEOTOLIS LLC
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A gleefully morbid idle clicker where you drag pedestrians onto trolley tracks for cash, then reinvest earnings into faster hands, larger trolleys, and increasingly absurd upgrades. The game leans hard into dark satire, ditching moral philosophy for pure mechanical progression. Best suited for players who enjoy gallows humor and don't mind their incrementals coming with a cynical edge.
About this game
A dark-humor idle clicker where you drag hapless pedestrians onto the trolley tracks. Every splat pays out. Spend coins on faster hands, bigger trolleys, and satirical upgrades. There's no trolley problem — just a trolley solution.
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