Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine
by Sharper
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A darkly comedic idle game where you milk a slot machine through escalating destruction. Combine passive earnings with active abuse—hitting, kicking, and dismantling the device—while purchasing upgrades and unlocking skill trees to accelerate your recovery. Best suited for players who enjoy absurdist humor alongside traditional incremental progression.
About this game
Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is an idle/incremental gambling game. Luck not going your way? Try breaking the machine. Hit it, Kick it, Tear off the reel panel. Buy upgrades, unlock skill trees, and do whatever you can to get your money back.
Players, last 29 days
Peak 0 · Low 0Daily peak concurrent players, sampled once a night from Steam.
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