You play as a Romanian sausage slowly cooking on the grill, watching the world go by with minimal agency. This absurdist comedy sim trades active gameplay for ambient observation—tune into the radio, watch the sky, and accept your inevitable fate with understated humor. Perfect for players seeking a surreal, contemplative experience that mocks the very concept of productivity in games.
About this game
You are a mic! a Romanian skinless grilled sausage! on the grill! A third-person comedy sim about doing absolutely nothing while you're slowly getting smoked. Maybe you can listen to the radio? It's a nice day outside.
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Gameplay foarte inovativ. Imi place cel mai mult ca laptop-ul pe care il joc se incalzeste ca un gratar cand e jocul deschis si pot sa imi fac un mic pe el.
Primul AAA voice acted mic simulator imersiv, momentan doar singleplayer dar are potentialul sa rupa ca MMO (Multiple Mici Online).
Pocnitul lemnelor este cel mai realist intalnit, micul este este exact forma amorfa ♥♥♥ il facea unchiul meu beat de paste, Am vrut sa torn niste bere pe mic , nu am putut, asa ca mi-am turnat pe tastatura.
MIC FM se aude spatial excelent si pare inregistrat la studiourile buftea. Pot doar sa sper ca va fi serializata povestea celor doua coaie. Sau macar un podcast.
Scaunele de plastic m-a transportat nostalgic la bodega din centru unde femeia de servici / barmanita facea mici in atmosfera de pensionari beti din chimion.
30/10 . Am pornit jocul si au disparut 2 ore din viata. Cel mai bun mic virtual. Sper sa nu il cumpere EA si sa bage microtranzactii. Mic Simulator este un Ratatoiuille virtual al micului.
Update 0.1.1.0The game now runs on DirectX 11 too (older GPUs); pick DX12 or DX11 when launching from Steam New more ”Romanian” 3D modelsVisual touch-ups in the main menuFull subtitles for Pe Canal episodes 1-4 (ro + en)Corrected English translations across the radioUpdated contributors list
Update 0.1.0.4 — Now you can hear it AND read it! Added:General optimizations (people's PCs should stop catching fire now, and I've also shrunk the package down to under 2 GBRadio subtitles! It took me a while to sync them and there are still some mistakes, but at least they're there. You can turn them on from Options → Subtitles (they're off by default).We have a version number now, so I stop getting confused and forgetting about features Thank you to the contributors — you can now see them in the main menu tooNew radio content — though, well, that's going to be a thing in every updateWe're at 16/30,000 reviews out of what we need in total — it's a long road, but we're still on it. Mic up!
Update 0.1.0.2 — July 6, 2026 It appears that I am up there on the professional pedestal, along with multi-million dollar companies that aren't capable of launching a playable game. Fixed The mic wouldn't animate, now it moves Menu smoke flickering heavily on Medium/Low graphics settings Blurry "ghost" trailing behind the mic during animations Graphics quality displayed incorrectly on first launch Changed Fresh installs now start on Medium settings (less overheating); changeable in Options
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