Vandals

It's nice to be able to play a non-violent tactics game

After about an hour in I'm pretty bored. It's a fairly simple puzzle game that doesn't introduce mechanics fast enough.

It's too bad because spraying your own custom graffiti on the walls is awesome! Also, the game has optional information about graffiti to pick up. For example, how it started and profiles on artists.

If you want a simple puzzle game then maybe pick this one up on sale but I don't really recommend it.

For your inner Banksy, here's a neat little tactics games that lets you:

- run away from the coppers who seem very easily distracted by noises

- draw (badly) on walls finally utilising that arts degree that EVERYONE told you would lead to nowhere

- whistle as a diversion, hence distracting those coppers

- toss bottles into alleyways as a diversion, again, because the coppers gonna check it out

- create a legacy in vandalism in your PJs and bunny slippers without ever having to stay up late until 2am to suffocate from spray paint fumes and trip over your own laces as you scare yourself half to death just from hearing a cat climb up a fence and drop your freshly bought spray paint cans that you spent about 25minutes explaining to the uninterested cashier at B&Q your elaborate backstory "that it was for retouching an art project you had completed in uni and you had bought the original house that it was in and were so excited to see it still in the basement. So now I'm going to retouch it and build a bar. Yeah, so you'll see me again soon for some hammer and nails" <nervous laugh>

- creep away to your freedom and win the level

- laugh at all the people who said your arts degree was worthless and better for sketching on

- remember to go back to B&Q and refund all that spray paint.