Mushroom Age

Our main character is
Adept at repairing electrical devices from 1000 years in the future
Speaks fluent 15th century italian, ancient greek/latin
T-rex dentist
Private Investigator
Survivalist expert
Nailless carpentry
Masseuse
PhD Psychoanalyist
Hypnotist/Reverse Hypnotist
Sneakerhead
Mystic
Met literal god, told him to touch grass
Cannot play saxophone
Philosopher
EOD expert
Revolutionary

Undeniably a complete trip. If a video game's merit is measured by how it makes me feel, then this game is among the greatest of all time. I laughed. I cried literal tears when god forced me to play plinko and laser tag for the fate of earth. I felt anger unlike anything I have ever experienced when I was forced to massage an old man. I was shocked to the point of breathlessness throughtout the whole game. Thank you Nevosoft for my new reality and broken psyche.

Dear Cadence,

Thank you for contacting us!
Dino is not a trans, in 2008 we never thought about such questions.
But the typo is more possible because we were a very small company and we are Russian.
Please forgive us such a mess and thank you for your question!

Olga,
Nevosoft Support Team

Words cannot describe how much I love this game. I played it when it came out like 15 years ago, and have replayed it at least eight times. The storyline is so funny and unique, and all the puzzles and hidden object scenes are fun. The soundtrack is also lit; I wish it was on Spotify!! A very fun family/kids game, 12/10 recommend you play it at least once.