▲ Recommended
136 hrs
My friend jokingly sent me this game, saying "Play this Kimono RAT game, and gaze upon how horrid and unplayable this waste of $2 is". We're part of a club you see, the Game Hating Lutherans (Ohio Chapter). We decide on a terrible game once a month and meet to chat about it during Bible study. I decided to trust Bernice and purchase Kimono Cats, hoping to be met with something so despicable I could get hours of material for our meeting.
When I booted up the game though, I was met with something.... Else. They say beauty isn't something you can easily bottle and put in a cat themed video game, and yet that's exactly what HumaNature Studios did. With every dart I threw at the activity containing bubbles, I felt a rush of excitement and whimsy. With each heart my cat partner gained, I could feel myself falling in love with this game.... Dare I say... experience.
I found myself sinking any free time I could muster into improving my cats virtual relationship. I began to lose touch with what was real and what wasn't. My love for the game was beginning to morph into a genuine love for my virtual partner. Each time she received a lizard filled rice ball form me, I felt such great anguish that I would physically wince in pain. My family constantly knocked at the door and beged me to come and talk to them again, but I would sooner die than leave my love alone. Our village will soon be complete, and with it, a commitment to our love will be sealed in stone.
I went to the Game Hating Lutheran meeting last week, and I could see the excited look on Bernice's face as she waited to tear into this proverbial Mona Lisa of a game. One by one the monsters I once saw as friends jeered at the thing that meant the most to me in the world, and I just had to idly stand by and listen.
Finally though, it was my turn. I gave those SUBHUMAN FREAKS a piece of my mind.
"You disgusting little ingrates, you make me sick. This gift from God was given to us with nothing asked for in return, and you look into the face of true celestial glory, and do not gaze upon it. For shame, For shame. I don't care what you think of me, I had never tasted happiness until I played this game. My husband hasn't touched me in 15 years, my children don't respect me, and APPARENTLY my friends are all psychopaths. You know what....I'm done, keep your stupid little hate club. I can't spend another minute breathing the same air as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
All in all, it was a great experience! A little slow paced at time, but that definitely doesn't take away too much from the overall experience.
9/10
When I booted up the game though, I was met with something.... Else. They say beauty isn't something you can easily bottle and put in a cat themed video game, and yet that's exactly what HumaNature Studios did. With every dart I threw at the activity containing bubbles, I felt a rush of excitement and whimsy. With each heart my cat partner gained, I could feel myself falling in love with this game.... Dare I say... experience.
I found myself sinking any free time I could muster into improving my cats virtual relationship. I began to lose touch with what was real and what wasn't. My love for the game was beginning to morph into a genuine love for my virtual partner. Each time she received a lizard filled rice ball form me, I felt such great anguish that I would physically wince in pain. My family constantly knocked at the door and beged me to come and talk to them again, but I would sooner die than leave my love alone. Our village will soon be complete, and with it, a commitment to our love will be sealed in stone.
I went to the Game Hating Lutheran meeting last week, and I could see the excited look on Bernice's face as she waited to tear into this proverbial Mona Lisa of a game. One by one the monsters I once saw as friends jeered at the thing that meant the most to me in the world, and I just had to idly stand by and listen.
Finally though, it was my turn. I gave those SUBHUMAN FREAKS a piece of my mind.
"You disgusting little ingrates, you make me sick. This gift from God was given to us with nothing asked for in return, and you look into the face of true celestial glory, and do not gaze upon it. For shame, For shame. I don't care what you think of me, I had never tasted happiness until I played this game. My husband hasn't touched me in 15 years, my children don't respect me, and APPARENTLY my friends are all psychopaths. You know what....I'm done, keep your stupid little hate club. I can't spend another minute breathing the same air as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
All in all, it was a great experience! A little slow paced at time, but that definitely doesn't take away too much from the overall experience.
9/10
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