Earth Must Die

No, this isn't like playing a saturday morning cartoon, or an old school adult swim series.
Maybe that's what it tried to be but it failed.
The writing sucks and isn't funny at all and the gameplay is even worse.
There's no way I'm going to finish this and I don't know how I even sat through 4 hours of it.

If you've ever wanted to play a game in which you take the part of Nandor the Relentless from What We Do In The Shadows, this is the closest you're going to get for now. It's like an interactive late-night Channel 4 comedy show. Brilliant voice cast, hilarious script, great tweaks to the standard point and click adventure formula. Can't wait to play more, but more than happy to give this an enthusiastic recommend already.

EDIT: Finished the game. Enjoyed it a lot. Many memorable moments, and it's interesting how the game manages to still have some decent puzzles despite no conventional inventory and the main character not being willing to use his own hands for anything. Adventure game veterans will probably breeze through it, but that's no bad thing when the main attraction here is the story, voice acting and animation.

It's not a "choices matter" game, but there are some notably different scenes if you play things a bit differently at certain points. Just go with your gut when you first play, though -- there are no "wrong" answers!

Big thumbs up overall. Here's hoping Size Five is able to do some more similarly ambitious titles in the future, because this was very successful at what it was doing -- and if this kicks off a trend of adventure games with all-star British comedian voice casts I am 100% on board.

It's a shame to waste all this art and voice acting, because the gameplay and story simply aren't very good. The puzzles are janky and stilted, and often depend on weird timing gimmicks that just don't work when the game controls so clumsily. Combined with a story that leaves us no one to root for, I unfortunately can't recommend anyone play this game.