Ever wanted to accelerate the progress bar of your download, slow installation, Windows update or just to kill some time until something else has finished? Then here comes the game you never asked for: Progress Bar: The Game
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▲ Recommended2 hrs
Yes, this is exactly what it says it is on the tin. There is no secret metagame where you discover that the progress bars are actually attached to an interdimensional nether demon that's also somehow feeding on the serotonin of everyone playing the game. It is a game where you watch progress bars fill up, either manually or automatically.
But you know what it isn't? A cryptominer. I had my suspicions, so I checked out what it was doing with Procmon. After discovering a couple of activities I thought were off, I posted in the community board. Not only was I met with a developer who was more than willing to take my claims seriously, but provided proof along with solving a bug that I thought was suspicious, all without being the least bit snide or offended by my post.
I appreciate that, because quite frankly, if it were me, I'd probably have been offended, and I probably wouldn't have handled the situation as gracefully as this developer. I am more than happy to have paid a dollar for a game that's barely a game when the developer actually cares about what their customers think of them.
Hello progressing people, today we have the cutest progress you will ever make! From our friend Rennsemmel81 / Sculptyfix we have a new progress bar for you with Moonpie, the cutest pixel-alpaca ever 🦙💖 {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/34658072/ebd9d230749b239113c55a855fd65f83701a8c00.png Get his game here and enjoy a new free progress bar to progress. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3339350/Spitfire__Moonpies_Mission/ And/Or watch him on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/RennSemmel81 The Progress Bar Simulator: https://store.steampowered.com/app/661230/Progress_Bar_Simulator/ Happy Progressing - The SpielmannSpiel Team
Hello progressing people, New DLC we have a new DLC for you to progress with: The HergornTV DLC Never progress alone ever again with your favorite unknown streamer DLC! Visit HergornTV; https://www.twitch.tv/hergorntv https://store.steampowered.com/app/3276020/Progress_Bar_Simulator__HergornTV/?curator_clanid=34658072 UPDATES Registered All the amazing people who registered their game (like in the old days) are now in game. You can view the register form in the dev-console and the nicknames of these amazing people too. Experimental Steamdeck Support I've also extended the experimental Steamdeck support. Feature-Removal I've tried to maintain the YouTube player asset (yes, it's a bought asset) for years now and it just keeps breaking, so I sadly had to finally remove it and with it the achievement too. This was the amazing progress-bar-history documentation. I asked them back in the day if I can include it directly in the game (which would always work) or license it, but they sadly declined. So here is the YouTube video about the history of progress bars. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/34658072/18da1e9f9e96e1569cc5896f4b5f66dab146c590.png NEW GAME We are also working on a new game: Light Switch Simulator. Wishlist now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3147600/Light_Switch_Simulator/ HAPPY PROGRESSING Thank you for your amazing support and happy progressing
In cooperation with your favorite UNKNOWN streamer, HergornTV, comes a new DLC for you to never progress alone ever again! Wishlist now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3276020/Progress_Bar_Simulator__HergornTV/?curator_clanid=34658072 Visit https://www.twitch.tv/hergorntv
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