Valkyrie Nemesis

I'm sorry WHAT Weirdest game design ever, also kinda uninteresting gameplay, not worth your $3 or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it costs. Damn my brain hurts...

The description makes it seem like it could be a good game, but alas it is not! The game is clearly made with RPG Maker MZ by someone that does not really know how to use the system. The battle system is Basic turn based system where all your attacks have cool downs, the enemy however is not limited in the same way, so you will spend turns doing nothing (not even a defend option) while the enemy is still attacking you. You find other chars along the way, but no matter how many floors you are into the game they always start on lv 1. If you are extremely lucky you can find 1 or 2 of the 3 characters with a healing ability very early (the first floor or 2) if you get them any later than that they will likely die in 1 hit and they don't heal much as it is, but at least it's something. Status effect continue after battle for both positive and negative effects and will wear off by walking around, but while positive effects like regen will not heal you while walking around. negative effects like burn and poison will damage you while walking around. I have had characters die while outside of battle because of burn. On the map you will have an option of 2 - 4 rooms to choose from, choose which one you want to use carefully because as soon as you interact with anything in a room you are locked into that room and can not go into any of the other rooms. So far that I have found the things you can interact with are Mob - Fight 1 or 2 Mobs Blue flame - recruits an ally I have had as many as 6 characters but only 3 can go into battle and only the ones in the battle gain exp. Also important to note that the enemies get stronger with each floor but the recruits always start on lv 1. past floor 3 or 4 they will almost always die in 1 hit. Grave stone - same as Blue flames Angel Statues - These mostly give negative status effects like burn, poison, blind, slow...etc. But I have 1 time gotten Skillful of course the game doesn't tell you what it does and in the same room I hit a statue for blind both effects last 20 turns or a whole lot of steps. I also once got a party fully healed from a statue unfortunately it was on floor 1 and the only other thing in the room was a blue flame. RNG has not been with me in this game so far. Save Crystal - saves the game Treasure box - can have anything from gold, equipment, or skills(main char only) you main char starts with 4 skills and can have 5 max. after you fill the fifth slot you then get to choose to swap out skills or not. You can reroll the treasure box once for free and an additional 4 more times for gold (for each treasure box) so if you don't like what you got don't hesitate to reroll. The rerolls will always be the same type ie if you reroll an equipment treasure it will be another equipment same for skill treasure boxes. Gold treasure boxes can not be rerolled. Big Crystals - Boss, MUCH STRONGER than the mobs on that floor but if you manage to survive they also give much more exp and gold Each room will contain between 1 and 4 objects. Death!! It's going to happen, likely very early and very often. When you die You talk to Hel(ruler of the Underworld) who informs you that it's ok because since you are working for her that you have infinite tries. After dying you start back at LV 1 at Floor 1. with none of the Gold, Items, Skills, Allies, or Equipment that you collected on the previous run. THAT'S RIGHT YOU START FROM SCRATCH!!!!! The farthest I have made it is Floor 12. If after reading this you are feeling particularly masochistic and want to try it out. Here are a couple of tips... Floor 1 get at least 1 ally preferably 2 and hopefully 1 is a healer. Floor 2 make sure you have at least 2 allies. If not end the game and try again. After you have at least 3 characters you should prioritize rooms with multiple treasures and or Mobs Avoid the Angel statues like the plague, unless you literally just saved. While you can just walk off Blind or slow, Burn and Poison will Kill you. If you are not having a good run saving is useless. The 1 time I saved I died on the next floor and no matter how many times I reload that save I always die on the next floor. Saving when you are half dead is not helpful! If you decide to play good luck and may RNGesus be with you.

Man, I spent a solid 6 minutes of my life playing this, that's 6 minutes I could've spent on something more important like taking a fat, steamy dump which might I add is a far better product than whatever the heck this thing is.